I want to visit each one
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
when ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? i grew you myself??? i gave you life and this is how you repay me??
someone help me with my precalc project its all trig and normally i’m really good at it but the way its worded and all the arctans are killing me man
please i call upon you guys to save me from failing this is really important
do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
→ Vonnegut, Kurt. Unready to Wear. (via throughearlymorningfogisee)
“i don’t believe in god” acceptable
“i don’t believe in god and here’s why you shouldn’t/why you’re dumb if you do” not acceptable
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with
when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.