gundma:

tips on passing for transgender people

  • Hair: hair is very important for anyone who is trying to pass as their identified gender.  for example if you are a girl, cryogenically freeze your hair with liquid nitrogen, then fashion it into a spike like a unicorn horn and use it to run people through.  for boys, you can try shaving it all off and burning it in your backyard as a sacrifice to the gods.  if you don’t identify within the binary, collect every hair from your body over the course of several years and sticking them all together and using them as a lasso.
  • Posture: another important one.  guys, remember to bend all the way backwards and walk on your hands like in the exorcist.  girls, slump over as far as possible when sitting. put your head between your thighs and smile at the people behind you as you walk. 
  • Clothes: ladies, youre going to need to go out and buy some ceremonial robes covered in protective runic symbols.  guys and nonbinary individuals, get rid of your skirts and dresses in favor of  hooded boiler suits.
  • Voice: altering your voice can be tricky, and you dont want it to sound forced, so shove a fucking kazoo in yor god damn windpipe, do it you sack of garbage

jst remember, not everyone is going to be accepting of your identity, even if you do everything on this list.  if you still get misgendered just pretend to be asleep or dead.

ngoziu:

Illogical. There exist no such device to measure—

my levels of sass captain

Depression is like a bruise that never goes away. A bruise in your mind. You just got to be careful not to touch it where it hurts. It’s always there, though.

Jeffrey Eugenides (via wordsthat-speak)

Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belong to a man-a woman who was ‘one-in-herself.’ The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chasity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past…, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus-they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramatic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chasity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched. When Joan of Arc, with her witch coven associations, was called La Pucelle-‘the Maiden,’ ‘the Virgin’ - the word retained some of its original pagan sense of a strong and independent woman. The Moon Goddess was worshipped in orgiastic rites, being the divinity of matriarchal women free to take as many lovers as they choose. Women could ‘surrender’ themselves to the Goddess by making love to a stranger in her temple.

Monica Sjoo and Barbara Mor in the book “The Great Cosmic Mother -Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth” (via sacredwoman)

polygonal-lasso:


This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :) 

Go Go Gadget Ruler Tattoo

polygonal-lasso:

This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :) 

Go Go Gadget Ruler Tattoo

(Source: fuckyeahtattoos)


welcome to night vale - a podcast
 ”And now a continuation of our previous investigation into whether I am literally the only person in the world, speaking to myself in a fit of madness, caused by my inability to admit the tragedy of my own existence.”

welcome to night vale - a podcast

 ”And now a continuation of our previous investigation into whether I am literally the only person in the world, speaking to myself in a fit of madness, caused by my inability to admit the tragedy of my own existence.”

(Source: chefhannibals)

never
trust anyone
who says
they do not see color.
this means
to them,
you are invisible.

my color is, nayyirah waheed (via ethiopienne)

(Source: nayyirahwaheed)

timoodles sent: Who would you kill first, Walder Frey or Roose Bolton

ehhhhhh. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

hmmmmm.

Roose Bolton. Walder Frey is terrible, but Roose Bolton is much more dangerous.

majere636 sent: Tyrion or Daenerys.

Daenerys.

Even if I’ve been spelling her name wrong ever since I started the books.

MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:

  • two songs
  • two bands
  • two actors
  • two actresses
  • two singers
  • two movies
  • two books
  • two characters
  • two ships
  • two shows
  • two kinks
  • two anything

(Source: somente-um-vampiro)

morgarine:

Jon Snow didn’t chose the thug life the thug life chose him

morgarine:

Jon Snow didn’t chose the thug life the thug life chose him

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

i get really annoyed when i get letters from schools or programs saying they noticed my ~academic achievements~ like what the hell are you talking about I have a 2.25 gpa and my SAT scores aren’t nearly high enough to counteract that like just tell me the goddamn truth about what you want from me

i kind of hate myself a lot right now and i don’t even know why

thesmithian:

…up to 200,000 people angry with high costs and poor public services took to the streets. Protesters in Rio de Janeiro burned cars and looted buildings as police attempted to disperse them with teargas and rubber bullets. Aerial images showed thousands of people attempting to storm the congress building in Brasilia. The rallies…are some of the biggest ever seen in the country…

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